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But who are those two: Inspector Clouseau and Lieutenant Columbo? Those two, whom one of our sources swears to have seen wandering dripping under the Ceuta sun – but it could have been sunstroke – are Nicola Fratoianni and Angelo Bonelli, also known as Bonelli&Fratoianni, the most resistible couple in community and extra politics. Ceuta is in Spain, although located in North Africa, so if it really was them (the news is unconfirmed) they stayed on the continent. Bonelli and Fratoianni, leaders of Avs, which does not stand for Secret Verification Agency, nor for Catchers of Voices and Whispers, much less for Quick and Tired Stakeouts or Let’s Analyze Blurry Videos, but could be Friends of Old Sherlock, the two, as we said, have found two apparently different but actually identical culprits for the illegal invasion of the exclave, 50,000 Moroccans in one day.

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THE CASE IS CLOSED
For Fratoianni, it is generically the fault of “the Maga network,” the Trump supporters of Make America Great Again, not to be confused with Big and Tasty Antifascist Muffin nor with Gray and Adorable Antifascist Marmot, and it’s not even related to Big and Smoked Antifascist Mozzarella, which is anyway protected by various consortia. Bonelli, on the other hand, apparently holds Giorgia Meloni directly (or largely) responsible (Angelo does not mention “the Maga” but among the Trump supporters, would the premier be missing?): “The images coming from Ceuta are terrifying,” comments the Green leader, “they represent the failure of Europe. Africa has been abandoned to itself, between Giorgia Meloni’s Mattei Plan and cooperation that has not built any serious policy to govern and regularize migratory flows.” However, Bonelli, perhaps thanks to his powerful magnifying glass, found a co-responsible party, Roberto Vannacci, “whom Meloni chases because she fears losing support.” Bonelli, just to run them, chased Soumahoro and Ilaria Salis.

Back to Fratoianni: “We have become worse than a basement of the Maga network. European solidarity would have been needed, but we align ourselves with the worst propaganda of Elon Musk and Donald Trump.” The communist Nicola reached the identification of the culprits (he explained everything in a video) through his method, which is not the Socratic one: “Do you really believe that what happened in Ceuta was a coincidence? I don’t, I am convinced it was a real planned attack. There are many clues that make me think so (in the background there is music that causes some tension): first, in the days before, many fake news circulated online saying that the border would be opened that day and that those arriving would be regularized; second: Morocco is the main ally of Trump and Netanyahu in that area; third: the Moroccan police evidently turned a blind eye if not two. Immediately after, the propaganda drumbeat started, the videos… The right wing of all Europe, the Nazis of the AfD, the fascists of Vox, Marine Le Pen and Giorgia Meloni shouted invasion. Meloni even suspended Schengen, yet Giorgia Meloni knows geography…”. But Bonelli knows it too, who on March 11, in the studios of Aria Che Tira (La7, but Bonelli deserved a 10) used a pointer to indicate Egypt’s location on the big screen, but did not find it.
Let’s move on to the democrat Giuseppe Luciano Calogero Provenzano called Peppe, sharp in Repubblica: “Meloni confirms she is the agent of Trump and the global far right.” Agent Provenzano, stop shooting wildly.

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DENIED BY THE NEWS
Party comrade Laura Boldrini at 3:20 pm delivers to the press agencies her dispatch: “The Ceuta crisis, which has already subsided, looks entirely like it was orchestrated solely to attack the socialist leader Pedro Sánchez.” However, at the same time, for the president of the autonomous city of Ceuta, Juan Jesus Vivas, the crisis “has already subsided” a little less: “Here the situation has not yet returned to normal, there are still several thousand people who must be repatriated to their country of origin.” But how: didn’t the left assure us on Friday late afternoon, 24 hours after the invasion, that out of the 50,000 illegal immigrants, 48,600 had already gone home? The Madrid government tried again yesterday morning (agency at 11:49): “The situation has almost returned to normal.”
Come on, almost. At 3:45 pm, four hours later, here is the Ansa release: “According to the media, in the neighborhoods of Ceuta the inhabitants have barricaded themselves.” In Ceuta almost everything and almost immediately returned to normal. All the more reason for Meloni to report immediately in parliament.

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