She chose 5 PM, Elena Ethel known as Elly, to illustrate her “Hot Plan,” whatever that is. She will inform the reporters at the Galafati garden, in via del Pigneto, in Rome. Today, at 5 PM, 38 degrees are expected in Rome, and the perceived temperature will be higher.
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Blame the right-wing, of course. The bystanders, to survive, will have to hope that the democrat Sandro Ruotolo flies in from Brussels and spins his thick, gray mustache like the blades of a fan. The MEP would move hot air, certainly, but it would still be antifascist air.
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The climatologist from Lugano could have called the press in the morning when the temperature was more bearable, but then the perception of the government’s faults would have decreased. And then, if she wanted to extend the conference to the allies at the last minute – we still don’t rule it out – the early wake-up could have annoyed them. Elisabetta Piccolotti in Fratoianni, for example, said four things to the majority when they forced her to wake up at 6 AM to arrive prepared in parliament at 8, but it should be noted that she arrived very well prepared.
Piccolotti herself – the issue is close to her heart, which is why she might show up – recently made a video in which she said that Meloni didn’t care about climate change and did nothing for renewables. The video starts with a quick shot of Lady Tesla’s face and her revealing: “Even closing your eyes, you still feel the heat, you all know that.” We actually don’t. But we did know, yes, that plugging our ears makes toothache go away. Ah: don’t tell the honorable ex-communist, who entered parliament earning 423 euros a month now turned into 100,000 a year – with her husband also an ex-communist since they’ve been in the Chamber they have earned one and a half million – don’t warn her, we said, that this government may have faults but since it took office renewable energy has increased by 38%, a figure certified even by the EU’s green watchdogs.
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Back to Elly whose meeting with the unfortunate is set at the “outdoor climate refuge,” as the mayor Gualtieri – also a democrat – nicknamed it, a scruffy green patch inaugurated three years ago and which after six months was already a disgrace: broken benches, few and always full bins – these are the complaints of the residents – damaged children’s playgrounds, “pavements that require intervention as they become dusty dirt or swampy areas depending on weather conditions.”
The secretary took her time: the “Hot Plan” was presented on July 31. For Christmas carols, from which clearly Baby Jesus, Joseph, Mary, even the shepherds will be removed and replaced by muezzins – the appointment is for February 12. In any case, who would have said that July 31 would be hot? Dramatic pause. A progressive source of ours, perhaps a victim of the heatwave, told us that Elly to emphasize the premier’s responsibilities will appear dressed as a Tuareg, but as usual very elegant, with glasses in her hair. Ruotolo, instead, like Lawrence of Arabia but more charming
than Peter O’Toole. The desert secretary, to respond to Meloni’s “climate indifference,” will launch the “popsicle in the Sahara” operation, armed with Liquidator.
To prove it’s hot – here the source becomes more reliable – she will cook eggs on the park slide and make an omelet. The water for the antifascist pasta will boil by itself. The same source, already on site, tells us that two camels in black shirts passed by. No, wait. “Maybe they were dromedaries.”
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